Blonde Lives Matter: Hot Blondes are Being Persecuted and Erased

No group is more marginalized or discriminated against than the hot blonde, but you probably didn't know that, did you?

That's because the media and large corporations continue to silence us, perpetuating the hot blonde apartheid that threatens our very existence.

A shocking 2% of the world's adult population is blonde. Once you get to America, that number rises to about 5%.

The U.S. used to be admired globally for its endless supply of hot blondes. Marilyn Monroe, Barbie, Regina George– blonde women like these are the reason why the entire world fights tooth and nail to come to America.

Sadly, the American White population is decreasing, which means blondes, who are a subgroup of Whites, are also decreasing. As recently as the 1950s, Whites used to make up about 90% of the population in America. Now we only make up 58%, fast approaching a minority.

Given America's sky-high obesity levels, making everyone less hot, our already tiny 'hot blonde' population has probably been chopped in half. It's safe to assume that nowadays, only 1 in 100 Americans could truly be considered a hot blonde.

America's hot blonde population is only a few years from extinction, and nobody seems to care. This is a national emergency!

When a brave blonde dares to speak up about this, they get shouted down by a mob of angry weirdos. Take White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, who posted a selfie wearing a shirt that said, "Make America Blonde Again." The comments were filled with leftists calling her a 'Nazi' and 'White supremacist.'

Blonde equals Nazi now? Get a life. There is nothing wrong with her shirt, people just hate her because she's hot and blonde. This is literally what we have to deal with in modern-day America.

White House Correspondent Natalie Winters is another perfect example of someone who has had to work twice as hard to get where she is in life as a successful White House correspondent simply because, through no fault of her own, she's a hot blonde.

Just look at the hit pieces liberal journalists constantly throw at Natalie:

Disgusting! If you're a hot blonde in the public eye in this day and age, people will try to reduce you to a restaurant prostitute (Hooters waitress) simply for existing.

In fact, despite our marginalization to the corners of society, we just get vitriolic slurs thrown at us like 'dumb blonde.'

The craziest part of this awful stereotype about hot blondes being brainless bimbos is that it's not even true! Not only are blondes smarter on average, but attractiveness and intelligence are correlated as well.

Because of this ridiculous stereotype that blonde girls are stupid, we have historically been gatekept out of boring career paths like engineering and IT, and instead have been forced to pursue things like modeling, acting, and singing on a stage.

But now, we are being pushed out of those occupations as well!

When's the last time you saw a hot blonde modelling in a clothing ad, or win a modelling award? For me, it's been years.

Models are now mostly just brunettes of all different ethnic backgrounds, who are obese half of the time, and the other half of the time usually have something 'unique' about their appearance, like a large tooth gap, a missing limb, facial acne, or eyes that are set far apart.

If a hot blonde does win a modelling award... It's probably because they're secretly a man who's probably not even a real blonde!

You might not know this, but life as a young, attractive, skinny, blonde woman is extremely difficult.

To my blonde sisters: it's time to fight back against this coordinated annihilation of blondeness. Brunette allyship is welcome too– we need all the help we can get.

We need to ensure our endangered species survives and is not erased. Here is a call to action:

1. Bring more blondes into the world 👼🏻

Blondes need to marry other blondes. I don't care if that's not your preference; this is life or death. Find a hot blonde guy or girl and marry them now. At the very least, you'd better marry someone who has the blonde gene.

And you better not stop having children until you create some little blondes. Five kids, ten kids—I don't care, have as many as it takes. If you're a lady and your career is getting in the way, quit. Your fertility is on the line here. We need more blondes, and our existence is more important than your little email job.

2. Fight for representation ✊🏻

It's time to call out the constant underrepresentation of blondes in the media. There are not enough hot blonde women on screen, and you need to speak up about it.

If any media organization pushes that vile 'dumb blonde' stereotype, call your elected representative and complain. When you're at Target, ask the clerk why all their models are so ugly. Make people uncomfortable with their disgusting behaviour.

3. Be unapologetically blonde and hot 👱🏻‍♀️

You are perfect just the way you are, and you should let people know that. It's your obligation to spread awareness.

You can start by quoting the IQ statistics about the correlation between blondeness and intelligence that I mentioned earlier. Lecture other blondes. Make sure they are also prioritizing our existence and producing more blonde babies.

4. Become an ally 🤝

To the non-blondes: I'm sorry that you can't be hot and blonde. Maybe in the next life. What you can do is help our cause. Support us in our struggle against systemic injustice.

When we speak, keep silent and listen. Although you'll never be one of us, you can still be our ally.

The truth is, being blonde is one of the rarest things you can be. There's nothing 'dull' or 'basic' about a trait found in less than 2% of the global population. It's time to embrace our blondeness and fight back against our marginalization and systemic erasure, before hot blondes go completely extinct.

The media mocks us, our numbers are dwindling, and no one bothers to back us up when we face endless anti-blonde attacks.

People like to say that 'blondes have more fun,' but we're not having fun anymore.

We're exhausted.