Magic is the first "heterosexual" man to ever get AIDS from an encounter with a "woman." At number two, Charlie Sheen, who unfortunately was snubbed by The White House due to his super-spreading tendencies.
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Disney Acquire Rights to 30ft Demonic Owl From Bohemian Grove
Disney fans are overwhelmingly excited by the latest acquisition. Some are even wondering if Moloch will be as successful as the totally awesomesauce Marvel and Star Wars franchises.
Black Israelites Will Soon Rebrand as Black Irish
The ongoing dust-up between Israel and Palestine has created an impossible marketing situation for the religious movement in recent years.
Sesame Street Muppet Who Came Out as Trans Already De-transitioning After 1 Season
The program’s newest character, Piggy (formerly Miss Piggy) will be taking an extended break from the show to change gender… again.
JUST IN: Elon Musk to Help Build First Holocaust Museum on Mars
The building will serve as a firm reminder to the inhabitants of Mars, ensuring that they continually remember the tragedy that occurred in WWII against European Jews.
AOC Defends Andrew Tate Against Human Trafficking Accusations (VIDEO)
New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez released a new video on her social media accounts where she unintentionally appears to endorse rape culture.
