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The much anticipated and long awaited hearing of the Epstein case will finally go ahead later this month in the late financier’s native country of Thoth, beyond the ice wall. The hearing has been set by television’s Judge Sarlbatt Rugilliaz for December 18. Although the case is not a criminal trial, and won’t occur in a U.S. jurisdiction, those seeking justice for Epstein’s crimes are hopeful that the public airing of flight records and bank records will at least bring some closure.
Rather than the allegations of child sex trafficking or blackmail often speculated about in the media, Jeffery Epstein currently stands accused of ‘ixthamal’, which is a complex financial crime in the Reptilian religion. The charge is loosely analogous to tax evasion, along with other generally frowned upon monetary behaviour. Some of the specific offences described in the prosecution’s filing include:
c1. not honoring small loans;
c2. overtipping in front of wives, and;
c3. backing out of a timeshare when one couple had done all of the negotiations with the seller and all he had to do was match a modest deposit and he and Ghislaine could have had the place every spring because the other two couples get severe pollen allergies and wouldn’t be able to go in spring even though arguably that’s the best time to go....
Epstein famously committed suicide when he was alone in a federal jail cell, while the security cameras were malfunctioning, while on suicide watch, while both guards were having a well-earned smoke break. Despite the demise of his mortal flesh, Epstein is still eligible for prosecution and consequential liabilities in the Reptilian civil legal system. This is because he is technically still alive on lower plains of the astral realm, where he spends most of his time playing baccarat with Prince Philip and Jacob Rothschild. SlightlyOffensive reached out to Epstein via a medium for a comment about the hearing, but he mostly just complained about the weather on the lower astral plane.
“It’s a dry heat, you know? My sinuses have been kaput since I got here.. and you should see the waiting times at the doctor… ah my God it’s unbearable, I tell you…and the coffee! Not a single decent barista in this realm!”
Presiding Judge Rugilliaz has been tight lipped about her thoughts on the case ahead of the exclusive televised hearing. Legal pundits have hinted that the veteran of law and showbiz alike will be considering the merit of Epstein’s infamous ‘little black book’ as evidence in the proceedings. Some say that the thousands of pages of contacts, journals and flight logs, will likely be presented in a distilled form.
Essentially this would mean that only entries that directly relate to that complaint about the timeshare dispute will be heard in court. There is an outside chance, however, that Judge Rugilliaz might choose to reveal evidence that relates to any other lizard people who were intimately involved in Epstein’s affairs on Earth. Probably not though, seeing as he mostly just hung around with celebrities and royalty.
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